The-Yokai's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tankman Three!!!]

Ack.

Well you definitely pulled off a spoof of a spoof. Although the original spoof sucked so bad that another spoof doesn't really help. Keep doing the original Tankmen, it's SO FREAKING MUCH BETTER. This was sort of funny in a sick way, but it doesn't hold a candle to the originals. Loved Ep. 2, by the way!

[Pico Epilogue]

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO MORE COCK JOKES

Well the concept wasn't great in the first place. Can't say the art or animation is bad, since it's Stamper and JohnnyUtah, you guys are both great artists, but seriously, NO MORE COCK JOKES!!! They're only funny up to a point and then you think "GAAAGH! I WILL RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT IF I WITNESS ANOTHER COCK JOKE!!" Which is why I have to be especially careful now...

JohnnyUtah responds:

we do what we please

[Tricky Madness 2]

GUUAAAAGH

I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. FUCKING CHAINSAWS.
I'm sorry, I can only give this a 5 of 10, not because it was crap or the animation was bad, but because I'VE JUST BEEN SCARED SHITLESS. I like scary movies, not movies that drive you insane with scariness. What were you taking when you made this?? Cripes, that was disturbing. It's not a bad submission, I just don't like being scared outta my mind. Well, then I probably shouldn't have watched it in the first place. Yeek.

[Lesbian Hentai Sex]

Sigh

The same as before except now you added more search tags so that more people will run into it while searching the portal. I've decided to offer some constructive criticism, although I'm sure it's wasted on you lot.
DON'T LOOP MOVIES. Making a 5-second loop will get you nowhere. Everyone hates them. Try for something more substantial, at least 30 seconds.
DON'T LIE ABOUT THE TITLE. Calling it something obscene so that all the pervs and sickos out there will watch it is disgusting. If you can't even think up a title, don't submit the movie.
And lastly, TAKE THIS SPAM ELSEWHERE. Everyone hates spammers, except for other spammers. Go create your own website like err0r's purely for spamming. Please, keep this crap off Newgrounds.

[A Canvas And A Struggle]

Well done, but...

I liked how it began. The animation is quite nice, and your use of camera angles is good as well. However, I really don't understand the ending. Was he committing suicide because of depression or something, or was it a morbidly humorous imitation of what he saw in the magazine? I'm not quite sure about this one.

[Thamesis - Episode 2]

Nice! A hell of a lot better than 'Broken Saints'.

Very nice art. Generally animated graphic novels don't appeal to me, but this is quite well done. Simply by moving the picture in the right direction at the right speed you create the illusion of motion, though there is none. The sounds add to the environment as well. Quite well done.

[Bleach 1st opening]

That was pretty awesome.

Newgrounds needs more Bleach-themed flash. Nice job. Animation was excellent, and it was funny as well.

[Short - Piss]

Rawr!

Wow, that lion got his ass beat. RADICAL!! >:3